The 2001 computer game Mystery of the Druids raised many questions, including "Will Scotland Yard detective Brent Halligan find the person(s) responsible for a series of gruesome murders?" and, more importantly, "what's with that screaming lunatic depicted on the box art?" Forums member Theoretically remains obsessed with the latter issue, so he presented the enigmatic druid to his fellow SA Goons and received some glorious responses.
Be my druidess, Samantha_McKay.
Looks like The_Badger picked the wrong week to quit laughing at the thought of sniffing glue.
Clanpot Shake took a trip on a Gemini Spaceship, and all he brought back was this weird interplanetary bootleg.
Big Ol Billy swears someone told him "the druid was a member of the priestly and learned class active in Gaahl."
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!