~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

Food you want to like!
- No matter what crazy food phobia you want to get rid of, this thread will have good recipes to get you started.

High Fructose Corn Syrup
- The big bad corn lobby is ruining our food and making us fatter.

Anyone drink raw milk?
- "I just found this out - in my new home state of North Carolina there an underground community; covert black markets, dark of night back alley dealings in contraband..."

Purity: Spaghetti alla Carbonara done properly.
- No cream.

~*~ Post Your Favorite ~*~
Reppin': reflir

Scenes you watch over and over again - One of my favorite things of the digital age is that you can watch the chest bursters in the Alien movies burst out of chests frame by frame over and over and over again. Also piracy.

Movies you loved as a kid, but have since realised are total shit - When I was a little boy I watched the Lion King so often I had memorized every single line in the entire movie. Then years later we read Hamlet in English and I realised that it's a lot cooler to kill someone by dripping poison in his ear than by throwing him in front of a stampede of gnus. Imagine how bad ass it would've been if Scar had gotten a bunch of snakes and wrenched them to death over Mufasa's ear.

PYF videogames of all time - Deus Ex Planescape: Torment S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bioshock Baldur's Gate 2 System Shock 2 Half-life 2 Fallout 2

PYF angry songs - NO FUCK YOU DAD I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Colloquialisms that you hate - Dreadful, old bean, the way the hoi polloi abuse the Queen's English. One would scarcely be amiss to assume they were speaking a different language altogether, such vulgarity!

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