Sometimes when I feel like a rotting shell of a man I look back on all that Weekend Web and think, yeah.

Can't Find On Google

Here's where you go when you can't find something on the Internet and you want to complain but you can't find anyone that cares. I'm still not sure what the actual point of this site is, but by Jim, it's out there.

Could someone help me figure out what song I'm thinking of? There was a guitar in it, and at one point the singer stops singing and shouts something. Oh and I think there were drums.

Apparently they don't have nerds eager for friends wherever "Jack" lives.

Someone should help this guy out so he can experience the joy of clicking everything in sight for half an hour with nothing to show for it but a pair of slightly better boots.

Apparently they don't have nerds eager for friends wherever "hailey" lives.

Oh very nice, Livestock.

I can't help but wonder if anime is responsible for both of these things.

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