My friend built the world's largest homegrown submarine. Seriously, his friend BUILT a submarine. Not a dinky little one-seater either, this thing could quite happily house Sean Connery and all of his commie seamen. A great day comrades, we sail into history!
Quick! Draw a comic! Right now! This is basically what Jim Davies says to himself every day.
Unlockable zombie modes in games. I want unlockable GAME modes in ZOMBIES. Wait... what?
Improve 1950s art and retro graphics from this site . Ah the optimism of the 1950's - where has it gone today? The least we can do is butcher the stuff from the 50's at make it as horrible as the modern age is.
~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Tell me about national pride outside of America . I not only salute my flag but I use it to light up the night sky in glorious flames of democracy. I call it the flaming flag of hope.
Tell me about amateur astronomy. AKA "Tell me which is the best telescope for spying on girls getting undressed". Just kidding, astronomy rocks you should all check out this thread.
Tell me how you stopped getting hangovers of biblical proportions. Go to an AA meeting, they're bound to know.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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