~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio

Combine Hollywood Red Carpet Photos With Roadkill Or Hunting Kill Photos. Flat, bloodied animal corpses expose their internal organs to the delight of the waiting crowds. Russel Crowe is thought to have punched a dead gazelle on the red carpet, allegedly for being a better actor.

Pictures/Optical Illusions that RAPE YOUR MIND. If you see the dancer spinning to the right it means you have aspergers. If you see it going left then it means you have aspergers and you're gay, so that's TWO disablities.

Pose a question and come up with an answer. Answer: She's so tight I needed the jaws of life to get inside.

Guess the premises of popular TV shows that you have never seen.Doogie Howser was about Doug and his mission to find homes for vagrants.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught

Mother 3 fan translation is OUT! (read the OP) - No crying until the end. A guaranteed masterpiece.

Cripplingly difficult games - I just can't figure out how to beat this "Wii Sports."

Parts of games that put you off replaying them - I would have beaten The Wind Waker fifty times by now if it weren't for the Triforce charts.

Hi! Follow me! Let's Play Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee - This series used to have huge marketing campaigns, hopefully it sold well.

War. War changes sometimes. - Fallout 3 sucks.

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