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DFH: Obviously bad political rap isn't limited to the right wing.
SH: oh yeah that's true, i forgot about all the obama raps
SH: OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBOE OBOE
SH: does this guy know that rap is supposed to rhyme
DFH: I think he is literally mimicking Wayne's flow for every line
SH: when he says obama is "ILL" you can hear the finger quotes
SH: you know there were some pretty awful obama raps that got made by actual rappers on actual record labels, now that i think about it
DFH: Didn't will.i.am do one?
SH: yes, and so did everybody
DFH: Ten seconds in, with the different Obama posters: the lower right corner, that one just says "BAD CHANGE"
SH: BAD CHANGE!
SH: OFF THE COUCH
SH: wait did he just say he 'disagrees we were created equal'
SH: 'i'm not a homophobic, i'm not a faggot neither'
DFH: That makes sense
SH: this guy sort of scares me man. i get the feeling he probably lives in a really dark apartment with a lot of small tv's that all play static
DFH: This is a great music video, though. It's just SCARY IMAGES and also kinda heavy on the Katie Couric
DFH: What the fuck is this dude's deal with Katie Couric? He thinks taxes go back to Katie Couric.
SH: taxes do go to katie couric dude
SH: you need to read the fine print
SH: so like this is a white dude starting off his anti-obama rap with a line about how he doesn't think people are actually created equal
DFH: Well definitely not the, y'know, faggots.
SH: BUT WHO ELSE DOES HE MEAN
SH: the mystery lies within the heart of... um... what is this guy called?
SH: HEY FAGGOTS LISTEN UP I GOT A RAP SONG FOR YA *slumps back in iroc-z as i slowly cruise the gold's gym parking lot blaring some MetldownE*
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. And/or here are some terrible music things, maybe u should check them out if u like to laugh or maybe u should avoid them if u get really angry when u see something stupid.
Daryl 'Fucking' Hall and Satellite High riff on the worst music YouTube has to offer. Amateur covers, nerdcore rap, dadrock -- it's all here! Take a free ride!