I have a problem. I live in orange county and am trying to buy hevi-shot buckshot, or just winchester if they dont have it. Im 19 Year old And Every shop I go to That has it (grants guns, Saddleback gun store,Yeti gunsmith) Claims its a waste of money and birdshot is better for personal defence.They always ask me why I want to buy hevi shot for my remington 870 home defense,Like im buying some Armour piercing bullets or something.
Is there something against buckshot in the shotgun world, To me bird shot is like less than lethal, you use it if you want your attacked to run around after you shot him, If i have people like last halloween, Bringing out a rifle and shotting my garage and my dads leg (broke the bone and everything) I dont think birdshot will cut it.
Basically IM asking1. Is birdshot ok for defence2. Any orange county shop that you know doesnt give you a mouth if you try to buy hevi shot buckshot.3.Why is buckshot like the new ak-47 barrel, its taboo.
Im currently at work atm, And dont think I could get my dad to show his legs on the internet...So no pics,sorry.
At this point, somebody helpfully provided a location where this upstanding young man could purchase the aforementioned buckshot. forbiddenforum replied:
Turners in Fountain Valley Thanks
Duh I swear the USMC and MArine guys I was buying from hate to give away buckshot.The halloween engagement Im especting Is a gang that comes around ever chrismas ,in a truck and goes and shoots at everyones puckins. they use very powerful bb guns or steal paintballs or something since its very quite.
I knew birdshot was grips, they just dont want me to use buckshot#1 buckshot is the best...but might as well use slug , I want 00 For its penetration off the stertnum, its like 00 buckshot is a bunch off 9mm rounds heading your way!
William Freund (c. 1986 - October 29, 2005) was a nineteen-year-old male who donned a cape and paintball mask and went on a shooting rampage in the city of Aliso Viejo, California. He shot and killed two people before going home and killing himself with a shot to the torso. Before going on the rampage, he is said to have posted his plans on the online Asperger's Syndrome message board wrongplanet.net. He also posted on the Something Awful Forums under the alias "forbiddenforum" asking for information on where to buy Hevi-Shot ammunition. Forum members responded with information, then derision as he claimed that he was going to be shooting at people attempting to vandalize his Halloween pumpkins. The thread was closed a few days before his shooting spree. He also posted on AnandTech but never commented on suicide or his plans to kill. He was a computer expert who, according to his employer, kept to himself and severely lacked social skills.
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