Hardcore - damn, tight shit
Lowtax - werd, thx G money holmes makah
Hardcore - yea. yo playin'?
Lowtax - huh?
Hardcore - yo gon live b4 da release?
Lowtax - yeah, twice
Hardcore - coo coo
Lowtax - We gon play 4 Bustah Thug Style on da "Gangstahs Bustin' Caps Lock" tour on da west side dis year
Hardcore - coo... gettin' reced?
Lowtax - yeah, twice
Hardcore - coo
Lowtax - what u do fo cash?
Hardcore - work at Krogers
Lowtax - shit dawg, free food, YOU GOTS DA HOOKUP
Hardcore - shit, nah, sucks. Jus savin up ta move
Lowtax - ta dah west side?
Hardcore - nah
Lowtax - north side? straight G's there, Kid Cliffy B comes from there, straight up
Hardcore - who?
Lowtax - Kid Cliffy B, old skool shit. He made "Pir8s 4evah", a tribute to Jeff "Special" K. when he wuz killed in da driveby 6 years ago... old skool shit
Hardcore - damn, neva heard of dat.... dont keep up with old skool
Lowtax - Shit niggah, yo gotta stay true to da roots!
Hardcore - yea
Lowtax - Im working on writin' fo "Bustin Shit Up" now, what rhymes with "narcolepsy"?
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