SwEeT DeAtH - Not like Marilyn Manson then???
Lowtax - NO, MARYLIN MANSON IS THE DEVIL
SwEeT DeAtH - cool
Lowtax - I AM IN JESUS'S ARMY
Lowtax - YES OKAY, I AM PUTTING MY BROTHER ON, I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS OVER AND OVER TO GET THE SIN OFF THEM
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SwEeT DeAtH - WHAT??!?!
Lowtax - hey did my brother try to talk to u??? I hope u didnt respond
SwEeT DeAtH - Look at your fucking history! whats wrong with him?
Lowtax - i told u he's nuts!!! hes on medication, we came home from the mall one day and he had all these turtles in his room and he was trying too put clothes on them and stuff, so we took him to a doctor and they put him in the hospitel and let him go and now we have to give him medication, he's a crazy fag!!!
SwEeT DeAtH - ha ha.......i got 5 mins then i have to go
Lowtax - crap sorry, hes nuts he gets all weird
SwEeT DeAtH - ok
Lowtax - so what u do in school??
SwEeT DeAtH - learn
Lowtax - OH
SwEeT DeAtH - do u have a pic?
Lowtax - yeah, i cant send it though cus it makes that noise and then my brother knows Im sending a pic and he gets all crazey
SwEeT DeAtH - it doesnt make a noise
Lowtax - yeah it doese, it says "FILE TRANSFER" and that noise makes my brother nuts and he just goes crazey
SwEeT DeAtH - turn volume off then
Lowtax - i cant its playing gospel music that calms him down, if I turn it off he starts crying and throws rocks at the windows!!! my borther is nuts, hes a crazy fag, i'm going to hit him in the head
SwEeT DeAtH - ha ha cool......what do you want to talk about now?
Lowtax - u play Japanese games? I got them all if you want too talk about them
SwEeT DeAtH - no NO!
Lowtax - what/ u dont like Jpanese games? not even Double Shaft Explosion Highway?
SwEeT DeAtH - Tell you borther he can go fuck himself if he doesnt like you sending your pic
Lowtax - ok, i gotta go now ill put my brother on BYE
Lowtax - WHAT?????????????????????????????????????
SwEeT DeAtH - bye
SwEeT DeAtH - Hi you his brother?
Lowtax - YES WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???? I AM BUSY
SwEeT DeAtH - I Want your soul! I AM THE DEVIL!!!!!!!! I CONDAMNED YOU TOO HELL!!!!!!!
Lowtax - YOUR VILE LIES AND PERMISSITUDE ARE DRETHREN AGAINST YOUR NAMESAKE SIR I PRAY FOR YOU
SwEeT DeAtH - Hahahahaayyayayahahhahahhhaaaaaaaaaaa
Lowtax - YOU LAUGH NOW BUT YOU WILL BURN
Lowtax - I PRAY YOU DONT USE THIS INTERNET OFTEN, BECAUSE YOU WILL PROBABLY FACE THE WRAITH OF JESUS'S MINIONS
SwEeT DeAtH - YUOR A FUCKING FREAK!!!
SwEeT DeAtH - YOU CRAZY FUCK!
Lowtax - WHEN YOUR NAME BESMIRCHES THE ALMIGHTY HALLS, YOU SHALL BECOME IMMIRSED IN THE BOWELS OF HELL AND SATAN'S MINIONS WILL ATTACK YOU FROM ALL ANGLES
SwEeT DeAtH - oh really thats very nice..........IM A ANTI-CHRIST!!!!!!!! and your gunno burn mother fucker!!!!!
Lowtax - THE CIRCUS OF PAIN WILL SHOW YOU OTHERWISE
SwEeT DeAtH - I have to go now!!!
Lowtax - YOU WILL GO TO BURN
SwEeT DeAtH - Bite me
Lowtax - i love you
SwEeT DeAtH - I hate you
Lowtax - jesus likes pork
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