SwEeT DeAtH - cool, does your dad really work for nintendo?
Lowtax - yeah, nintendo Japan. hes from Japane, he does translation work for US in CAlifornia
Lowtax - he brings home all kinds of kewl shit like new Pokemon pics
SwEeT DeAtH - that is cool......do you play any other stuff?
Lowtax - he brought home new pokemon pictures of bonus guys in Pokemon Gold, theyre names are Mastacatio and Fornakaetor!!!! Theyre coooL! Have you beat Pokemon?
SwEeT DeAtH - play quake?
SwEeT DeAtH - nah i think pokemon is the stuppidest thing going, no offense
Lowtax - Mastacatio shots bricks from a tube, hes earth Pokemon and has a fork
Fornakaetor has water attack, he is some BAD ASS in the ocean and eats trees and gloves and shots bricks at you
My friend Jim Bagleaducia doesnt like Pokemon either
Lowtax - where do u live?
SwEeT DeAtH - us Washington
SwEeT DeAtH - were are you from?
Lowtax - okay!!! QWuake was by john Carmack right? my dad met him, they were trying to bput a versiaon of QUake 3 onto Gameboy
SwEeT DeAtH - THE GAMEBOY?!?!??
Lowtax - yeah, it wasnet like the real game though, it was a RPG like Funnel Fantasy you know
SwEeT DeAtH - huh
Lowtax - IT WAS, I saw it They didnt do it though becuase it was too hard to do and my dad said John carmack isnt as smart as he thinks he is
SwEeT DeAtH - oh ....hmmm
Lowtax - I dont know though, I played Quake 3 and thought it was kewl!!!
SwEeT DeAtH - really?!?!? what sort of music do you like?
Lowtax - my dad is a dork sometime
SwEeT DeAtH - yeh i know he is
Lowtax - i like Japanese dance music like "RUSH FEELING" and Mary Biteheel and Noise Circus Rodeo and that stuff, japanese techno music, its good what about u??/
SwEeT DeAtH - Jesus!!!!!
Lowtax - what???
SwEeT DeAtH - i like, Marilyn Manson, And dance music
Lowtax - why did you say JESUS???
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