Nah SIKE you fucking faggots.

You believe this shit. Any punk I ever crossed sticks with knows the Johnston truth. I CANNOT SELF TERMINATE. From the Terminator 2.

How the fuck do you think I posted this shit on a web page shit if I suicided? Trust me motherfuckers: johnstons don't die, we multiply. Babies kids.

I'll do a new column again whenever I fucking want to bitches!!


– Levi "HOckey" Johnston

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