This time I decided to give you, the reader, a chance to experience the entire game in a short minute long video. I wanted to find some way to combine the grind, blood, and cheerful mood of Requiem and I think I did just that.

To be honest, Requiem wasn't as bad as many recent MMOs I have reviewed but that doesn't make it very good either. Most of the recent MMOs didn't have enough content to accurately rate and though this game has scored much lower, at least there was something to score. All I can say is at least Requiem didn't have cutesy, stupid monsters in some lollipop land with fruity music.

Community-7
Quests-6
Grind-10
Creepiness-4
Fun-8
Overall-35

Although we had a matter of four days, thanks to these few individuals that downloaded the 3 GB client for practically nothing: CrazySniper, Stick Figure Mafia, Nita, and Kamoc.

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