In just about every online community, the members feel it necessary to post pictures of themselves. In reality, they hope that some of the female players will post a picture so they can make some sad attempt to flirt. Luckily for me, most people that play games like Requiem are the most bizarre looking individuals to pollute the internet.

You don't have any idea how happy I am that this guy's camera sucks balls.

Oh hey look at me I spiked my hair and vaguely resemble Matt Damon (if he were a FAG).

I don't care if your head is shaped like a dick, you aren't going to get inside any woman.

Oh man! Way to bling it out with a highlighter and 105 dollars! G-MONEY YO!

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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.

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