Though this game consists of nothing more than a horrible grind, it does a pretty good job at ripping off Ragnarok Online in the ability to be packed with anime and suck. I don't even think there are classes in this game as I reached level 11 with no change. Aggravated and bored, I decided to make a promotional video for Goonzu to show that I had no hard feelings that they robbed hours of my life that I would never see again.

Goonzu is yet another generic anime MMO from the bloody bowels of Korea, clinging on to some poor loser's hard drive right next to his digital manga collection. I didn't expect anything out of this game and it lived up to those expectations. Perhaps one day a good game will come out of Korea but I won't hold my breath.

Community-10
Quests-10
Grind-10
Creepy Factor-5
Fun-9
Overall-44

Special thanks to Abraham for helping with editing and ideas.

– Steve "Khad" Grant

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