Why DocEvil is no Tom "Moof" Davies with DocEvil

Livestock: MY HIGH SCHOOL COULD KICK YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S ASS
DocEvil: you're talking to genuine NightButt High alumni here......
Livestock: you look more like a FAGBUTT HIGH grad to me
DocEvil: what the.......
Livestock: looks like you just got zinged by an old pro --- me!!!
DocEvil: i just invented a machine that makes all the best animes come to life.......... sooo........... like i care
Livestock: OH MAN
DocEvil: naruto's in the other room making me a mint julep
DocEvil: and building a car
Livestock: no way dude i don't believe it
DocEvil: now cloud from final fantasy is teamin up with lou bega to sing me a song..... it also happens to be the best song ever heard by human ears
DocEvil: too bad you cant hear it.....
Livestock: :( :( :(
DocEvil: im being blown away by the performance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Livestock: I HATE YOU MAN
DocEvil: lou is inviting us back to his house!!!! he says he has an anime room where he just sits and draws anime/mangas like 3 hours a day!!!!!!!!!! this is the best day ever!!!!!
Livestock: WHATEVER DUDE I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BANK
DocEvil: NightButt

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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