Livestock: tom - looking to get combtracker.com up and running soon, hoping you can finish your end of the programming
Moof: run that one past me again
Livestock: it is a modified google maps that lets you mark places where you have hidden combs
Livestock: so if you are out and need to comb your hair you always know where your nearest stash is
Moof: do you think there is a market for that
Livestock: tom - yes
Livestock: of course
Livestock: might make it all public so you can find where the nearest comb is regardless of whether you hid it or not
Livestock: like public combs
Livestock: anyway tom gonna need you to get started on that asap
Livestock: (as soon as possible)
Moof: k got it
Moof: was speaking with marketing
Moof: gonna switch the name to myCombs.com
Livestock: tom i will sign off on that
Moof: dont need you to
Moof: but thanks
Livestock: excuse me
Moof: dont need you to sign off on it
Livestock: tom i think you are mistaken
Livestock: as i am a senior partner in this venture
Moof: it is okay
Moof: dont worry josh
Moof: i've got it from here
Moof: josh dont worry
Moof: it is in your best interest
Livestock: tom i don't trust you one bit
Moof: josh get a nice bicycle
Moof: with a bell
Livestock: we can't solve all our problems with a lil bell tom
Livestock: we can't just ring ring our troubles away
Moof: maybe a basket to put bread in :)
Livestock: i do like bread...
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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