The Picture of a Lifetime with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: how can i take good pictures
Moof: point at a dog and shoot
Livestock: should i get a close up of a bug on the dog's nose
Livestock: has anyone done that
Livestock: because that would be amazing
Moof: no never
Moof: but you probably need a better camera :(
Livestock: moof i swear to god if you steal my idea about taking a picture of a bug on a dog's nose i will shoot you with a gun
Livestock: that is going to be the shot that gets me on Time Magazine's cover!!
Livestock: it will be like man on the moon
Moof: yes
Moof: all i need now is a dog and a bug
Moof: i just found a bug
Moof: i am almost there
Livestock: GOD DAMNIT YOU LET THAT BUG GO
Moof: brb i have to go to the dog store
Livestock: ARGH
Moof: wait i mean the golf... course.... yes...
Livestock: MOOF I'M GETTING IN MY CAR AND I'M DRIVING TO STOP YOU
Livestock: THAT IS MY PICTURE
Livestock: MY PICTURE
Moof: the dog ate my bug :(

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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