What they say:
1. Open feeding hatch.
2. Fill with water.
3. It will foam.
4. After a few minutes the prince appears.
5. Until the foam stop rinse it several times.
6. After 72 hours it will be fully grown.
I think the myth about the frog that turns into a prince is a little different in China. The tale I remember features a kiss from a maiden fair magically transforming a frog into a prince, but I guess a chemical reaction and a frog dissolving into a messy froth to reveal a slowly swelling prince is close enough.
A great gift for those kids who want to learn the true story of royalty: add water, MAGIC, fully grown in 72 hours. 24 hours after that they wear a Nazi uniform to a Halloween party.
What they say: "we made the whole range of juggling items including juggling ball,juggling diabolo,club,ring,plate,poi,juggling scarf,devil stick,flower stick,et.We also supply clown shoe,and clown costume."
Sign number 68,433 that China hates us: they are provisioning our clowns. If you ask me, that's more of a threat than Iran sending a few metal discs over to Iraq to blow holes in our tanks. We can always build more tanks.
You can't build a new childhood.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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It is said the Lord did write upon the sky, "Only the Most Awful shall be cataloged herein." And a wind did come and blow away the words and turn them into a skull. And the writers did fall upon their knees and give thanks, for yea, the Most Awful was good. Thus the lists were born. Read them, sons and daughters, and be strong.