What they say:
1. Open feeding hatch.
2. Fill with water.
3. It will foam.
4. After a few minutes the prince appears.
5. Until the foam stop rinse it several times.
6. After 72 hours it will be fully grown.

I think the myth about the frog that turns into a prince is a little different in China. The tale I remember features a kiss from a maiden fair magically transforming a frog into a prince, but I guess a chemical reaction and a frog dissolving into a messy froth to reveal a slowly swelling prince is close enough.

A great gift for those kids who want to learn the true story of royalty: add water, MAGIC, fully grown in 72 hours. 24 hours after that they wear a Nazi uniform to a Halloween party.


What they say:
"we made the whole range of juggling items including juggling ball,juggling diabolo,club,ring,plate,poi,juggling scarf,devil stick,flower stick,et.We also supply clown shoe,and clown costume."

Sign number 68,433 that China hates us: they are provisioning our clowns. If you ask me, that's more of a threat than Iran sending a few metal discs over to Iraq to blow holes in our tanks. We can always build more tanks.

You can't build a new childhood.

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