Yes, it's our favorite time of year again! Time to look back on all the terrible movies of 2015, and wonder in amazement that all of the murderous furniture, burlap cave trolls, and Gary Busey rape-faces haven't driven us criminally insane yet. Welcome to the 2016 Awful Movie awards!

Three Seashells Award for Best Murder-Death-Kill:

Winner: Nightbeast, which also takes first, second, and third runner-up.


"Only Way Out of This Movie" Best Suicide Award:

Winner: In a surprise twist, instead of any of the nominees Beast Within wins for its glorious zombie Viking funeral.

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