It has been a while since we have done a Fake SA so I figured the time had come. My inspiration was pretty much every font site on the Internet. I appreciate that they exist, especially when it comes to Photoshopping, but man are there a LOT of bad fonts. I owe a special debt of gratitude on this one to DocEvil, KAZ, rubbercat, dings, Bleep, and Nobody from our forums. They helped with the ads running down the side. I hope you enjoyed today's Fake SA.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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