I Have Returned From E3!
LA, how I miss you. Alas, yet another E3 has come and gone, and an article about the experience should be coming this weekend. Unfortunately while on this trip, I had a dangerously high whiskey to blood ratio, so I can scarcely remember most of what happened. Because of this, ninety percent of the upcoming article will be made up or be about the new Scooby Doo movie, so don't put too much faith in getting any "Exclusive coverage" of any "games." Also, I would like to take this time to apologize to the following people / organizations I encountered while drunk at E3...
The state of California
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