This week, another thrilling two-part update by David Thorpe and Josh "Livestock" Boruff.
Come back tomorrow for the shocking conclusion!
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Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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