The Party Has Already Begun..., submitted by soy. Yes, the party has already begun... and I want the hell out. This page features some of the most disturbing animated gifs and pictures that you'll ever see. Apparently some lady obsessed with her 15 billion cats has decided to hold an online party about them, detailing their wacky adventures and escapades. Since she wants the page to be accessible to children of all ages, she has cleverly used Paintbrush to draw bizarre, alien clothing on these cats. Don't ask. Includes riveting conversations like the following:
Cheech) Oh my mew are sure a cutie..Im cheech,would mew like to dance?
Pennie) Mew Mew Im Pennie, and mew are cute too. Id luff to dance wif mew,(giglegigle).
This page will help us all realize we are horrible monsters and indeed pray for death.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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