#4 Dunhill Menthols
These pipes test well in our head-to-head roundups for Spring and they are back for the Fall. Crisp and classy, the Dunhill Menthols are fuller bodied than most menthol cigarettes, with a robust, toasted oak taste that is complimented rather than overwhelmed by the fresh menthol flavor blended with herbal mint. A great, "London Fog" gray smoke, perfect for rings, a solid filter, and a shirt linger similar to your dead grandfather's fur-trimmed coat. The European flip top boxes will surely impress your friends or for a modern look go with the Fine Cut premium menthols stamped with the foil D.
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