#3 Wills Gold Flake Honey Dew
Great pipes with an unpretentious presentation. This is a traditional cigarette with a bold, flavor-forward profile and a buttery lung feel. The golden flake tobacco gives this blend an almost airy quality and imparts the smoke with a slightly herbaceous aroma. Works great as a starter cigarette because it is so accessible to neophytes, but even veteran smokers will keep coming back to this nuanced smoker. Weak trick smoke is more than made up for by a linger that smells just like you survived a barn fire.
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