Do you like your pets? I mean like like? These guys do!
I don't particularly like the taste of oatmeal cookies.
Oh, the romance. The forbidden love that was never meant to be.
There is nothing gay about loving "huge cocks n balls"
For most people, a swarm of flies on their genitals wouldn't be considered a good thing.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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