If you're looking for a pipe to put in your lips that will make you feel like a red-blooded man, then Tareyton is the cigarette for you. These raw puffers have a leathery pull with hard notes of cedar, pine, and whiskey. Not a beginner's cigarette, they demand your attention and reward the hard work it takes to acquire a taste for Tareytons. Once you "get" the Tareyton appeal you will be a loyal puffer. Solid trick smoke, the filters barely even register, and the linger is what Don Draper smells like after he wakes up in a Manhattan bus station on New Years.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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