As writ down in ancient times of 1997 by the Prophets of Misfortune, the Scroll of Unfortunate Prophecy is always correct. No desperate prayer or mighty battle shall ever change the future foretold in this one very, very, unfortunate text.
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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