The Recent College Graduate: A Life in Letters

Sunday, Dec 23, 2007 by Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

Robert Finch
1300 Breakwynn Rd.
Hermanville, CA 93112
800-938-2888

December 23, 2007

Bill “Beefy” Stewart
Head Janitor
Hermanville Elementary School
699 Blue Jay Rd.
Hermanville, CA 93112

Dear Mr. Beefy,

I am writing regarding you telling me you need some people to help pick up after recess and lunch breaks. If you give me this job, I will give you my first paycheck.

Thanks for your consideration.

Robert Finch

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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