The Recent College Graduate: A Life in Letters

This Week on Something Awful...

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  Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

  01-30-2015 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

  Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
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  Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

  01-29-2015 by Asterios "President Baby" Kokkinos

  The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

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  Awful Movie Awards 2015

  Reviews [Movies]

  Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
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  Pet Disasters!

  Photoshop Phriday

  Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
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  Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D

  Video Game Article

  This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!