| Robert Finch 1300 Breakwynn Rd. Hermanville, CA 93112 800-938-2888 December 23, 2007 Bill “Beefy” Stewart Head Janitor Hermanville Elementary School 699 Blue Jay Rd. Hermanville, CA 93112 Dear Mr. Beefy, I am writing regarding you telling me you need some people to help pick up after recess and lunch breaks. If you give me this job, I will give you my first paycheck. Thanks for your consideration. Robert Finch |
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