Part of Everything posted: "You are a god. You have decided that you are going to make a new bird. It can be any kind of bird, any colour. It can be a bald bird, a square bird, a conjoined-twin bird. It can be a drawn bird, an animated bird, or a sculpted bird. As long as it's a new bird. Bird."
Part of Everything
Ugh, it's a rednecked nuthatch.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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