Part of Everything posted: "You are a god. You have decided that you are going to make a new bird. It can be any kind of bird, any colour. It can be a bald bird, a square bird, a conjoined-twin bird. It can be a drawn bird, an animated bird, or a sculpted bird. As long as it's a new bird. Bird."
Part of Everything
Ugh, it's a rednecked nuthatch.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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