Part of Everything posted: "You are a god. You have decided that you are going to make a new bird. It can be any kind of bird, any colour. It can be a bald bird, a square bird, a conjoined-twin bird. It can be a drawn bird, an animated bird, or a sculpted bird. As long as it's a new bird. Bird."
Part of Everything
Ugh, it's a rednecked nuthatch.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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