Part of Everything posted: "You are a god. You have decided that you are going to make a new bird. It can be any kind of bird, any colour. It can be a bald bird, a square bird, a conjoined-twin bird. It can be a drawn bird, an animated bird, or a sculpted bird. As long as it's a new bird. Bird."
Part of Everything
Ugh, it's a rednecked nuthatch.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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