Part of Everything posted: "You are a god. You have decided that you are going to make a new bird. It can be any kind of bird, any colour. It can be a bald bird, a square bird, a conjoined-twin bird. It can be a drawn bird, an animated bird, or a sculpted bird. As long as it's a new bird. Bird."

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Das Boo

Ugh, it's a rednecked nuthatch.

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