Are you still looking? I have eaten quite a few celery stalks the last 3 days...trying to lose weight. Big guy here. 5'8" 250lbs


I love jerking off in public places like that! Where is the place?


Hello I am a 39 yr. old  Italian bi  guy who is 6' 175 lbs. with brown hair and eyes. Would love to see hat spooge shoot 3 feet.

Thanks to David Thorpe for his help facilitating mondo JO action.

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