Houston Hash House Harriers, submitted by Sydbarrett. Today's awful link is very dear to be and has found a special place in my heart that I usually only reserve for worms and fatty tumors. Forum goon Sydbarrett, who has an uncanny knack for finding the most confusing pictures on the Internet, posted this site much to the horror of onlookers like myself. At first it wasn't so much that the content was offensive, but rather confusing to what the hell was going on in these pictures. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

I read a lot on the site and so far as I can tell, this is a group of people that meet online and get together to drink, chase each other in races, and dump food products on each other that looks like some weird sexual fetish. So the Houston Hash House Harriers are some sort of club of ugly and deveint people conducting strange and lewd behavior in area Wal-Mart parking lots, and probably plotting the downfall of the United States Government. I have just reported the Harriers to Homeland Security so they can be taken out like David Koresh's cult in Waco. Think I'm overacting? Well take a gander at this!

Yeah that's what I thought. You MUST take a look at the 2nd half of these images from "Pooper Bowl XVI - Poultrygiest". Fucking Texas.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.