With the paper in hand, you turn on the computer. You get ready to email it to your professor, but realize that you don't have a computer copy. Panic starts to set in. You didn't kill a person for nothing, did you? No. No. Mr. Wilson is an asshole, but he is a smart asshole. You're sure he'll let you turn it in tomorrow. You just have to email him. You type a little email up.
hi mr w ifinished papr and it done but i only have 1 copy so can I give it 2u 2maro thx bro
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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