He replies super fast again. The nerd must spend his whole day in front of a computer screen.
You open it up, expecting the worst. You are willing to do anything, so long as you get to stay in college for another few weeks.
P.S. I am sending this to everyone in my class. Owned.
Owned indeed, owned indeed. You have no other choice than to kill yourself. You gather all the marijuana in the building and start smoking. Death by weed, the most honorable death for a bro.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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