He replies super fast again. The nerd must spend his whole day in front of a computer screen.
You open it up, expecting the worst. You are willing to do anything, so long as you get to stay in college for another few weeks.
P.S. I am sending this to everyone in my class. Owned.
Owned indeed, owned indeed. You have no other choice than to kill yourself. You gather all the marijuana in the building and start smoking. Death by weed, the most honorable death for a bro.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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