He replies super fast again. The nerd must spend his whole day in front of a computer screen.
You open it up, expecting the worst. You are willing to do anything, so long as you get to stay in college for another few weeks.
P.S. I am sending this to everyone in my class. Owned.
Owned indeed, owned indeed. You have no other choice than to kill yourself. You gather all the marijuana in the building and start smoking. Death by weed, the most honorable death for a bro.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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