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It is a time now.

Quiet come.

Dig deep Red Friend.

Deep until heart of earth warm a bodie up.

Wait for me Red Friend.

I cling to crack in a rock.

I rest on deep water meat forgot.

Sleep now, Red Friend.

Sleep now, until I sing again in the juice of the world.

Sleep now, until a frond touch a th

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– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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