Having only five meaty butthole loaves he looked up to the heavens and his rod was turned into a thrashing brown snake. The Israelites rejoiced for it was vile-tasting.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
You say collaboration like it's a bad word.
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