Having only five meaty butthole loaves he looked up to the heavens and his rod was turned into a thrashing brown snake. The Israelites rejoiced for it was vile-tasting.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
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