Donations are now up to $19,149.69, and you know what's truly amazing about this? The donation link has been up for LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS. That, in addition to my $3,000 donation, comes to a total of $3,164.24 donated EVERY HOUR. I may sound like an utter sap here, but I really love you guys. This has all left me so speechless. No matter how bitter, how cynical, how sarcastic I may be, I know there's a strong core of completely astounding people out there. I'm proud as shit to be running this site and be associated with you all. Christ, I really don't know what to say at this point, so I'll just post another random picture and leave it at.
Really, you guys are fucking amazing. I don't know what else I can say.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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