Step 4

"Don't try to bully me. I will write about whatever I damn well please."

Step 5

"To hell with you. I did it."

Get ready for your next Pulitzer Prize and appear on Fox News to celebrate your genius.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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