"Miracle" Lamb Loose in Vatican ArchivesChristian Science Frightener - September 24th, 2029
Internet Videos Record "Flying People"Blogosphere - September 24th, 2029
Guns & Thugs
Rappers Rescind Thanks for God, JesusAtlantic - September 25th, 2029
Robertson: "God Will Burn in Hell"Foxwire - September 26th, 2029
Abaddon to Appear on Larry KingCNN - September 27th, 2029
Our King Media
Amazing Whale Delights OnlookersMobile Beacon - September 27th, 2029
AARP Locks 13-Horns with Biggie Smalls Over Social Security PlanMiami Herald - September 27th, 2029
God Arrives on EarthAP - September 28th, 2029
Our Ex-King Media
Unholy 13-Horned Whale ResignsWashington Post - September 28th, 2029
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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