Or, if you've got a date over for a quiet night in, you can find the romance films that cater to your uncommon interests:

You may even be in the mood for a genre-bending film that, for example, tackles a serious theme in a fun and lighthearted way:

It may even have therapeutic value. Maybe you've had a disturbing dream, and you're looking for a piece of art that can help you make sense of your troubled psyche:

But sometimes you're just looking for a quick way to see all the best movies of all time in one convenient list:

Happy keywording, movie buffs!

– Dr. David Thorpe (@Arr)

More Front Page News

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.

  • Helping Your Real Friends Move

    Helping Your Real Friends Move

    A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.