Normally, I would never try to pass off an Awful Link of the Day as an article unto itself, but I just got onto something of a rant this week. Take a look at the site and you'll understand. Something about this site just cracks me up. So between you and me, let's pretend that today's ALOD is an article, okay? Don't tell Lowtax.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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