Normally, I would never try to pass off an Awful Link of the Day as an article unto itself, but I just got onto something of a rant this week. Take a look at the site and you'll understand. Something about this site just cracks me up. So between you and me, let's pretend that today's ALOD is an article, okay? Don't tell Lowtax.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.