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A Documentary About Voting Rights You'll Mean To Try, Then Watch Bob's Burgers Instead

Buckle Up For A Megaton Fuckload Of Major Dad Reruns

Fourteen Stand-Up Specials Somehow Involving Shaquille O'Neal

SeaQuest DSV (Sorry)

Wilfred? Sure, Why Not

Tyler Perry Presents: It's Bad

Oscar Winning Old People Having Sex: The Movie

Fruitvale Station

Eleven Things Where The Thumbnail Is A Girl Taking A Selfie


Something With A Sexy Lady On The Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep

Is Tonight The Night You Watch Jiro Dreams Of Sushi? Huh? Is It? Fuck It, Let's Watch Scrubs

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