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A Documentary About Voting Rights You'll Mean To Try, Then Watch Bob's Burgers Instead
Buckle Up For A Megaton Fuckload Of Major Dad Reruns
Fourteen Stand-Up Specials Somehow Involving Shaquille O'Neal
SeaQuest DSV (Sorry)
Wilfred? Sure, Why Not
Tyler Perry Presents: It's Bad
Oscar Winning Old People Having Sex: The Movie
Eleven Things Where The Thumbnail Is A Girl Taking A Selfie
Something With A Sexy Lady On The Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep
Is Tonight The Night You Watch Jiro Dreams Of Sushi? Huh? Is It? Fuck It, Let's Watch Scrubs
Thanks to Palpek for the Photoshops!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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