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A Documentary About Voting Rights You'll Mean To Try, Then Watch Bob's Burgers Instead
Buckle Up For A Megaton Fuckload Of Major Dad Reruns
Fourteen Stand-Up Specials Somehow Involving Shaquille O'Neal
SeaQuest DSV (Sorry)
Wilfred? Sure, Why Not
Tyler Perry Presents: It's Bad
Oscar Winning Old People Having Sex: The Movie
Eleven Things Where The Thumbnail Is A Girl Taking A Selfie
Something With A Sexy Lady On The Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep
Is Tonight The Night You Watch Jiro Dreams Of Sushi? Huh? Is It? Fuck It, Let's Watch Scrubs
Thanks to Palpek for the Photoshops!
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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