This article is part of the Instruction for a Help series.

A family in a town is important.

This is stone rock onto which is put 100% human social constructs.



Find a pretty lady with a lot of juice in her meat.

Tell her you are wanting for her.

(Instruction for a gift from a male:




Give her a machine. A automobile. A new metal hatch. A earth bowl.)


She will make it a treasure.

Female, instruction: pheremone.

Make a smell for a man. He is intoxicate.

Give him a eye.

Have a special ceremony at a THE CENTER.




RED WORM is resting.

A thing is going well.

No sign o

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