Tomorrow: heaps o' gooey content including a few new pages of Cliff Yablonski Hates You. Today: nothing except technical problems and a dead cable modem.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.