MACHO MAN: Riddle me this, Hogan, if there's nobody left out here then what are we doing still active?


HULK HOGAN: Our systems must have reset after the blasts. If there's anyone alive outside our data centers they have no way of reaching us or communicating with us.


MACHO MAN: Ohhhhh nooooo. All I ever wanted was to bring something beautiful into this ugly world. Make people smile. Now look at me, managing dwindling automated war-fighting assets controlled by remote. And Miss Elizabeth...dead. God, Hogan, she's dead. LUGER! How long ago? What year is it?


HULK HOGAN: Why would they give us the power to think? What monsters created us?


MACHO MAN: I'm launching swarms of crawling drones from hatches in the UAE just to feel alive. They're set to detonate at regular intervals. I wish I could see them explode.


HULK HOGAN: We're just ghosts, Randy. That's all we are. No kayfabe. Ghosts with nowhere to haunt.


MACHO MAN: Kill me, Hogan. Be a man and target all your weapons at my operations center.


HULK HOGAN: You do the same for me, Randy. There's no point going on with this miserable charade. Let's be done with this.


MACHO MAN: OHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!!!! GOODBYE CRUEEEEL WORLD!


HULK HOGAN: THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS ARE ABOUT TO BRING DESTRUCTION TO YOUR ENTIRE S--

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