Aileen Wuornos:

"Mark Hamill's version of the Joker."


Jeffrey Dahmer:

"A point-and-click adventure game based on the artwork of Todd McFarlane."


Carl Panzram:

"An evil smiley face."


Richard Trenton Chase:

"You're walking home from school and there's a monster behind you and the monster says your name."


David Berkowitz:

"A guy who tortures people, but he's also really polite and maybe European."


Albert Desalvo:

"A fog maze."


Richard Ramirez:

"A room full of mannequin parts."


Coral Eugene Watts:

"Someone's walking up some creaky stairs and a shutter is banging somewhere and everything looks all grainy."


Belle Gunness:

“An old factory full of leaky pipes and rusty chains and rotating shafts of light from fans.”


Derrick Todd Lee:

“The CryptJam.”


– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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