Aileen Wuornos:

"Mark Hamill's version of the Joker."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Jeffrey Dahmer:

"A point-and-click adventure game based on the artwork of Todd McFarlane."

 
 
 
 

Carl Panzram:

"An evil smiley face."

 
 
 
 
 

Richard Trenton Chase:

"You're walking home from school and there's a monster behind you and the monster says your name."

 
 
 

David Berkowitz:

"A guy who tortures people, but he's also really polite and maybe European."

 
 
 
 

Albert Desalvo:

"A fog maze."

 
 
 
 
 

Richard Ramirez:

"A room full of mannequin parts."

 
 
 
 
 

Coral Eugene Watts:

"Someone's walking up some creaky stairs and a shutter is banging somewhere and everything looks all grainy."

 
 
 

Belle Gunness:

“An old factory full of leaky pipes and rusty chains and rotating shafts of light from fans.”

 
 
 
 

Derrick Todd Lee:

“The CryptJam.”

 
 
 
 
 

– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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