"Mark Hamill's version of the Joker."
"A point-and-click adventure game based on the artwork of Todd McFarlane."
"An evil smiley face."
Richard Trenton Chase:
"You're walking home from school and there's a monster behind you and the monster says your name."
"A guy who tortures people, but he's also really polite and maybe European."
"A fog maze."
"A room full of mannequin parts."
Coral Eugene Watts:
"Someone's walking up some creaky stairs and a shutter is banging somewhere and everything looks all grainy."
Derrick Todd Lee:
"An old factory full of leaky pipes and rusty chains and rotating shafts of light from fans."
"The Crypt Jam."
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