Woof woof, I'm a wolf on the Internet, aroooooooo. Bow wow.
And you call yourself a wolf!
I have several suggestions for "Fritz" but most of them are not polite.
Behold as "Anuolf" comes up with some convoluted reason as to why he has no friends.
These guys should be encouraged to keep going until their wrists are stumps.
Supreme beings frequently chat with wolf-people from Kalamazoo.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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