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Woof woof, I'm a wolf on the Internet, aroooooooo. Bow wow.

And you call yourself a wolf!

I have several suggestions for "Fritz" but most of them are not polite.

Behold as "Anuolf" comes up with some convoluted reason as to why he has no friends.

These guys should be encouraged to keep going until their wrists are stumps.

Supreme beings frequently chat with wolf-people from Kalamazoo.

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