You can't spell "clickbait" without four of the letters in in Slate.com. But can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake? Answers at the bottom!
REAL: "I Was A Teenage Lesbian Cybersex Junkie," "You Really, Truly Need A Potato Ricer," "The Beginning of the End for Trump? Probably Not," "Jessica Jones Lesbian Divorce Plot Is Frustrating Because Comic Books Always Are," "Apple Pie Has No Place At Thanksgiving," "Down With Verdana!"
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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