You can't spell "clickbait" without four of the letters in in Slate.com. But can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake? Answers at the bottom!
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Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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