Dimpleball. Absolute rubbish. I expected better from you, CurveTheBullet. There isn't a single thing about this creature that could be considered plausible or creative. You deserve nothing but cancer and Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew for the rest of your life.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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