Cliff Yablonski Does Not At All Approve of Four Pages of You!

It looks like Cliff Yablonski has update his web site again! I was minding my own business when I received the following letter via e-mail from the esteemed Mr. Yablonski:

Trash Crab,

no thanks to you or that Rich guy I have updated my computer site thing. I hope this shuts up those lazy morons who keep throwing softballs at my parked car when they should be at school getting some sort of education to straighten their goddamn brains out. Post this so those drool-cups know I beat up some more idiots.


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Needless to say I immediately complied, so check it out! That guy is like a tornado of pain.

So Hot It's Cool!

Merciful lord, a brand new Fireman Comic! But wait, I see Fireman, only the title appears to be "Dirty Bear". Huzzah, something new!

Now that's what I call a Dirty Bear! HAW! Now, read the whole thing!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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